I wish I could be excited about my four-piece bonus.
Dear Uncle Kel,
I was very sorry to hear about your most recent demise. Especially since you have a week-long rezz timer. I really think you should talk to someone about that. Ingvar the Plumber Plunderer over in Utkarde Keep gets to come back in about three seconds. Try to get in on some of that action.
Yes, I know. Arthas is a fickle bastard. Sorry, Uncle, but that’s your cross to bear. I clearly chose the winning team.
(Seriously. Have you seen Sylvannas recently?)
Anyway, thanks for remembering me in your will again. I’m really enjoying the new sword. I’m still not so sure about the hat, though …
It reminds me of someone I used to know.
A long time ago.
In a galaxy far, far away.
I can’t quite put what’s left of my fingertip on it …
But it will come to me.
P.S. The kids and I will visit you again on Saturday, if that’s okay? I’ll bring cookies.