She’s just three apples tall.

March 9, 2009 at 10:26 am 7 comments

SmurfetteOur Brazilian magelet logged on this weekend to do some serious leveling.  She took time off at the end of The Burning Crusade, but is back with a vengeance.  (We’ve missed her on Vent!  Raiding just hasn’t been the same without her random, pre-pull serenades.  You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Johnson & Johnson jingle, immediately followed by Dory’s mantra — just keep swimming! just keep swimming! — and then some Green Day.  All in Portuguese.)

As you might expect from someone new to Northrend in a guild full of players who have leveled multiple alts to 80, our magelet is full of questions.

Should I start in Borean Tundra or Howling Fjord?

… How do you pronounce Howling Fjord, anyway? 

For the record, I’m pretty sure it’s fee-yord.

DHETA?  Really?!  Have all these druids lost their tree-loving minds?

Hey, can someone help me with this group quest real quick?

And, most recently:

Why is there a … leaf … on the guild tabard?

Our American critchicken (who is the process of growing bark; welcome back to /surrheal, Dio!) clued her in:


The magelet said it best: 


I love my guild. ❤


P.S.  She’s a blue-skinned troll mage who shares a name with the Brazilian version of Smurfette.  Hence the references.  … also, don’t search for Smurfette in Google Images.  The 80’s will never be the same.  /shudder

Now please excuse me while I carve my eyes out with a spork and rinse my brain with bleach.

Assuming I survive, a real post will follow …


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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Karthis  |  March 9, 2009 at 11:03 am

    QSS has a Brazilian and an Argentinian =) Yay southern hemisphere!

  • 2. Elleiras  |  March 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Two of our officers are Argentinian, too! We have an entire South American contingent, lol. It’s pretty awesome — especially for me; I’m a sucker for accents — but between the Brazilians and Argentinians and the Aussies and the guy in Italy and the girl in England, scheduling raid times can be a nightmare. >.>

  • 3. Syrana  |  March 9, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Oh how could they do such vile things to a cartoon? 😦

    (You told me NOT to look so I HAD to…)

  • 4. Ian  |  March 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Your guild has a bard!

  • 5. Ambrosyne  |  March 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Two words for you: disney pron.

  • 6. George  |  March 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Well, I looked, and there was nothing bad. Oh wait, safesearch is on.

    Lemme turn this off… Come on, nothing chanJESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL?

  • 7. Elleiras  |  March 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    NOT HELPING AMBER. *cries*

    “Your guild has a bard!” It totally does. I’m calling her that from now on, too! Our little Smurf is a Hero Class all on her own. ❤


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