This is your cue to Lifetap!
To every Priest who has ever thrown a Renew on me mid-boss fight, and watched my health bar remain cheerfully, obnoxiously green for the entire duration of the HoT,
To every Shaman who has wasted his 6-second cooldown on a well-timed Riptide, and watched me continue to DoT away, completely oblivious to that veritable waterfall of healing,
To every Druid who has ever loaded me up with HoT’s after a pull, and then watched in abject horror as I sat down to eat a piece of stale strudel,
… I’m sorry.
I’ve walked a mile in your hooves. I know exactly how you feel.
I’ve healed that oh-so oblivious warlock through Naxxramas, watching his mana almost as closely as I watch my own, saving my Riptide for the precise moment that he unloads that last DoT and comes to the perfect place in his rotation for a Lifetap … and then watch, devastated, with honest-to-Earthmother TEARS in my eyes as he continues to cast Shadowbolt after Shadowbolt after Shadowbolt, neglecting his mana until two seconds before the inevitable Silence/Stun/Decimate/Necrotic Aura/Lava Wave/Spider Web/AoE Attack of DOOM.
So, I promise … I promise … I will look for that swirl of gentle green energy, that cascade of healing rain … and I will know it for the beautiful, wonderful gift that it is …
And I will Lifetap.